The Basics
What is Sportsballer?
We’re here to get you fun and fitness goals on the same team. Sportsballer is a non-alcoholic functional recovery drink made for active people who also enjoy a social life. (Know anybody?) It combines creatine, protein, electrolytes, L-theanine and other clean ingredients to support recovery, hydration, and balance — without the alcohol and next day drag.
Is Sportsballer an energy drink?
Nope, that’s not us. Sportsballer isn’t a traditional energy drink and is not formulated to deliver a heavy stimulant effect. It’s designed to support post-game and workout recovery, hydration, and overall feel-good social enjoyment. So no stims, but sure we like to bring the party.
Is Sportsballer alcoholic?
Nope! Sportsballer is a non-alcoholic functional beverage. Because it uses a fermented tea base, it may contain trace amounts of naturally occurring alcohol below 0.5% ABV — similar to many of the kombucha beverages you see at the grocery.
Is Sportsballer carbonated?
Yes — lightly carbonated for a crisp, refreshing finish. And because bubbles are more fun.
How much sugar is in Sportsballer?
Not much. Made with no artificial sweeteners, each can of Sportsballer contains just 9g of sugar from agave and monk fruit, and 70 calories per 12 oz. All to deliver a low sugar, natural-tasting drinking experience.
Is Sportsballer meant for everyday use?
Have at it! Sportsballer was designed to fit naturally into daily, modern active lifestyles as a regular, non-alcoholic alternative with body-positive refreshment and support.
Is Sportsballer a sports beverage or a social beverage?
We think we’re the total package. Sportsballer was designed to give athletes and fitness-minded folks a body-positive, non-alcoholic option after-hours and in social situations. Both refreshing and functional, our ingredients help with post-workout recovery today, and prep for activity the next day.
THE Ingredients
Why does Sportsballer contain creatine and protein?
They’re like MVPs for your body. Sportsballer includes 1g of creatine monohydrate and 5g of protein to help support post-activity muscle recovery, performance and overall functional balance for anybody who wants some good stuff with their social time.
Isn’t creatine just for bodybuilders?
Not anymore. While creatine has long been associated with strength training, it’s now used much more broadly by athletes, runners, active adults, and wellness-focused consumers interested in recovery, performance, and everyday physical support.
Sportsballer uses a moderate 1g serving designed to support after performance muscle recovery and complement an active lifestyle after games, work-outs and in social moments. Let’s go.
What does creatine actually do?
Creatine monohydrate is one of the most researched ingredients in sports nutrition and has been widely studied for decades. It helps support the body’s energy systems involved in muscular activity and performance. It’s commonly used to support recovery, exercise capacity, and active lifestyles.
Emerging research has also increased interest in creatine’s broader role in energy support and cognitive wellness. We’re big fans.
What is L-theanine?
L-theanine is an amino acid commonly found in tea that is known for supporting a balanced, relaxed state without drowsiness. Sportsballer contains 100mg of L-theanine as part of its functional blend to help smooth the social experience and your enjoyment. Good times.
What are electrolytes and how much does Sportsballer contain?
Electrolytes help support hydration and fluid balance. Sportsballer contains approximately 235–245mg of electrolytes per can. Even if you’re not sweating at the party, your body is probably still thirsty for some of these.
Does Sportsballer have caffeine?
No, we’re not a caffeinated beverage. The Kamboucha in our base is naturally derived from tea leaves, but we’re pasteurized. Which means there may be trace amounts of caffeine, but much too little to be classified as caffeinated.
Orders & Shipping
Where do you ship Sportsballer?
Our turf is your turf. We ship anywhere within the 48 contiguous United States.
How much is shipping?
Our shipping is just TBD per order, but the edge of course comes when you spend TBD , which means you’ll get Free Shipping. Now if you’re superfan and subscribe, you’ll always get free shipping and the ongoing 15% discount. Win, win.
How soon will my Sportsballer arrive?
Typically orders arrive between 5-7 days from when you kick off your order. You’ll also receive an email confirmation right after that with timing, details and a follow up notification when it ships so you can stay on the lookout.
What benefits do I get when I subscribe?
You’ll score easy no-look ordering, plus 15% off and free shipping ongoing. And superfan bragging rights of course.
How do I manage my subscription?
Anytime you want to review, update, skip or cancel an order, all you have to do is zip up to your account tab and select “manage subscription.”
Shipping
We currently ship throughout the continental US. You can expect it to deliver in 5-7 days after order.
Subscriptions
Subscribe to receive 15% off on every order! Skip, pause, or cancel anytime from your account.
Returns
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